The faithful readers of my Lost column - I think it's up to about four or five of you now - may notice one didn't go up this week. I would say "yet", but as I write this, it's 8pm on Wednesday.

The reason: this was my last week of college classes - and unless I have a midlife crisis that results in grad school, that means my last classes ever - and I was a little preoccupied with all the work I had to do. (And still have to do. I'm taking a quick break at the moment.)

So instead of complaining about the 12-page paper that resulted in me staying awake 37 hours straight - instead of detailing the achingly countless hours that have gone into finishing the newest draft of my screenplay - instead of any whining and complaining - I'll just cleverly allude to that whole workload, and end by saying:

Sorry, guys. You'll get two columns in the next week.