Hey kids. Two new reviews for you, one theatrical movie and one DVD.

The first is the horror flick Turistas. Actually, "horror flick" is a misnomer, since the movie's way too boring to be given that label. I'm happy to proclaim I've given it the worst grade in the history of my tenure at TheCinemaSource. Read the full review here.

The other is that weird halfway-mainstream, halfway-cult sitcom on CBS called How I Met Your Mother - Season One. Overall, it's a decent enough show, but for details, here's my review.

In the next couple of weeks, I'm pretty sure I'll have a review of the Matt Damon/Robert De Niro flick The Good Shepherd, and a couple more DVDs, including a 4-disc monstrosity version of The Chronicles of Narnia.